Wednesday, April 9, 2008

death by sinus infection

i. am. sick.

cannot even use proper capitalization, for fear of clogged sinuses exploding.

must get well.

will try to be back tomorrow. have big post planned wherein mocking of brother will take center stage.

here's hoping.

don't do any good blogging without me.

44 comments:

Annie said...

ugh, so sorry.
bed, diet coke, celeb gossip magazines, stat!
feel better soon.

DanandCindy said...

What are we your ever loyal fans going to do without you today.

andrea said...

oh, you have ALL my sympathies. i'm a sinus sufferer as well. and here's the deeply personal, overly-informative proof:

sometimes, i have to blow my nose during sex.


i'm laughing so hard right now, i think i made my own self blush.

andrea said...

BTW, get well soon.

Lindsey said...

I am sorry stie.. If I lived even REMOTELY near you, I would be bringing you cupcakes today. :) I will search for a cupcake place, just for you.

Ashlee said...

Yuck, yuck, yuck!

Hope you feel better soon so you can start capitalizing again. On your words I mean. :0)

Celia Fae said...

I have the best item for you to try. It's called a neti pot. Do you already have one? You can buy it at Walgreens around here and I'm sure they have them where you live.

A neti pot is a sinus flusher. It costs ten bucks and is worth every penny. I think I am going to go use mine right now just because I love it.

Dancin Queen said...

Get well soon!

Summers Camp said...

Oregano oil is nasty stuff, but it'll kick that sinus pressure where the sun don't shine. I can't promise anything about the blogging, though. *B

Bridget said...

a neti pot? huh? is that a joke? blowing your nose during sex?! i can't top those comments. i'm not going to try.

get better soon! we'll miss your posts.

Michael said...

ditto what dan said

The UnMighty said...

Don't move! I'm calling an ambulance!

The UnMighty said...

Don't move! I'm calling an ambulance!

The UnMighty said...

For some reason I thought I had to tell you twice not to move. Probably because your ears are clogged with mucus. Relax, the ambulance is on the way.
Go blow your ears while you're waiting.

Wendi said...

Oh no! A day without your witty post...what is a girl to do?

No laughter= no ab workout

I guess I will go to the gym now.

Get well soon!!!

RobynandJoe said...

Hope you feel better soon! Can't wait to hear your sisterly-brother-mocking!

Holly said...

Here is some virtual chicken soup--tasty and low calorie. Hope your sinuses recover soon!

Amz said...

You will be missed! Get well soon!

Kimberly and Devon said...

Feel better soon! I can't wait to hear a good roasting of Dan. If it has anything to do with more stories of tying him up in the basement and telling him his screams sound like a foghorn, then I'm sure it will be hilarious!

Lisa-Marie said...

Yuck. I hope you feel better soon.

Hey, better now than on May 1st. Right?!?!?

thimblefingers said...

wish I could take the kids for you....get better!

katie said...

all blogging will cease and desist until you are well.

Umm, leaving comments doesn't count, does it?

Kristy said...

Even sick, you're funny! Not to mention your comments. Here is the ultimate homeopathic remedy that I deduced from your interpeeps:

1)Do something w/ oregano oil(?)
2)Flush your sinuses w/ the neti pot
3)Have sex (perhaps this is where the oregano oil is used???)
4)Blow your nose-during & after u-know-what.

All better?? If not, you may have to follow above procedures daily for a week! LOL We'll miss you...feel better soon.

gab said...

Stie! Get better soon. Hope J is in town to take care of things...

Lisa @ Take90West said...

Feel better!

Diane said...

Sinus infections are the WORST!!! Do you feel like the ad where the girls head gets bigger and bigger until it explodes?! I have a hard time watching that commercial...it makes me sick! I hope you recover fast...I need by Stie fix daily!

AnnaBanana said...

Oh Christie, I wouldn't wish a sinus infection on my worst emeny. Well maybe... I agree with the Neti Pot. It sounds wierd, but mix some warm water and an equal part of Alkalol , or make a saline solution and rinse those suckers out. Here's to feeling better.

momy4him said...

i hope you are feeling better soon stie!

DanandCindy said...

WAKE UP PEOPLE!!! She's a scammer! She sent me an email today, and she CAPITALIZED, AND PUNCTUATED the whole thing. This blog of hers is just as "real" as watching "reality" shows on MTV. It's all scripted. PLEASE, spend your time elsewhere reading the writings of someone who is going to tell you the truth. She might be sick, but she's not too sick that she can't capitalize. You're reading a lame episode of "I Love Lucy".

mama jo said...

funny dan...i feel for you because i have the same...clogged, can't breathe...but, i got drugs!! yippee...

Lauren said...

I am so sorry....Drug yourself up, er, I mean hopefully some medicine will help...

feel better soon!

2happy+2 said...

Oh my gosh!!! I had the worst day at work today. So I thought I would pop on the computer and see your witty post. It's just like I thought "A Bad Day All Around"!!! Here's to a new day tomorrow. Let's start over.............

Emy5 said...

Sorry you are sick. Feel better. Miss you already!

Sally said...

:( Hope you feel better soon.

Hollyween said...

I think you gave it to me because I officially can't breathe out of my right nostril. Thanks a lot.

I do hope you get feeling better though. Being sick bites the big one.

crystal said...

Take care, Snot-head. :)

Family Adventure said...

Get well! Can't wait to see capitals tomororw...

Heidi

DanandCindy said...

Where's the big Mock-O-Rama? Lame-O!!!

calibosmom said...

I can't wait for your next post-I love a good brother mocking! Hurry up and get better! The bloggin world doesn't wait long!

Celia Fae said...

Seriously, someone sent you a link to the dickie site? That is some huge passive agression. Are you sure you're not in my ward?

tarable said...

I recently had my first sinus infection and thought my head would fall off. My teeth hurt so bad I couldn't chew anything. And my cheeks hurt too - I kept heat on them all day long. Luckily the antibiotics had me feeling almost better by the time my baby was born. Be thankful you're not 9 months pregnant! Hope you feel better soon - I enjoy reading your blog. Looks like your kids are old enough to help out a little - good luck!

DanandCindy said...

If you want, I would be happy to give you material to use in the mocking, because it is obvious that you are having a hard time coming up with something.

Kristy said...

I can't help but notice that Dan seems to be missing you a lot or he's really anxious about what you might post next...hmmm. (Seriously, thru all that sarcasm, I think you're his favorite. Favorite what I will leave up to you guys to figure out. ;)

Denae (a.k.a. D-dawg) said...

Are you still alive??? We miss you.