Said by Chase in the middle of church today after he pulled two small, plastic frogs out of his shirt pocket:
"Mom, see these frogs? This one is a male; this one is a female. This is how they mate. The male gets on top of the female like this..."
"Uh, that's great, Chase. I just don't know if this is the best time for that. Let's put the frogs away....um'kay?"
"But it's what THEY DO!"
"Yes, I'm sure it's what they do; they just don't do it in church."